To
celebrate Halloween, I tried to come up with something creatively spooky. But then again…why bother? The real world is chock-full of scariness. Just look to our fearless leader—he provides plenty
of horrid material! Where do we start?
BTW, the above picture was my opening
slide for my lecture on neck tumors, long before the presidential elections.
There’s so much good stuff here; can’t cover
it all in a single post, as this could go on and on and…just like one of Trump’s
speeches.
Let’s look into the head of His Highness. I imagine he’d say something like:
Democracy? What’s that? It’s a stupid thing those ancient Greeks invented! What a bunch of losers! I can rule the whole damn country just by myself! Give me the world to rule! I’ll fix everything that’s not broken. While we’re at it, give me Greenland. Give me Canada!
And how about Pete Hegseth, the greatest Sec of the Dept. of War in the history of America! He’s changed our armed forces! Chin-ups I tell ya, chin-ups! That’s all you need! If you can’t do more chin-ups than Pete, then you don’t deserve to be a general or admiral! Even if Pete swings and bounces like a baby on a trampoline, he gets those chin-ups done! And those fat generals and admirals just better quit. Who cares about brains and intelligence and all that fancy military schooling, years and years and years of education, experience and military leadership. That’s all crap I tell you! Crap! Just like the crap I spilled on No Kings protesters in my wonderful AI-created video. It’s such a wonderful video, if I say so myself. You all ought to (or I command you) to watch it. It’s all about the chin-ups!
Pam Bondi and Kash Patel are the greatest! I told them to go on a revenges spree and hunt my enemies, everyone who has slighted me! And they’re loyal to me—not that stupid thing called the constitution, but to me! Wow! They’re the best, finest people on the planet, the best the world has ever known. They kiss my ass---uh I mean ring, every day! The name of the game? It’s all about
And how about those Europeans? I put tariffs on them, since they’re ripping us off! Yeah, that’s how I’ll improve trade and business with the world, by insulting our allies, tariffing their asses, not guaranteeing defense, backing out of NATO (and WHO while we’re at it), then demand they buy American stuff! That’s the way we do business! “Countries are calling to kiss my ass wanting to make deals!”* I don’t care if this only opens things up to China—they’re a bunch of Chinese rip-off artists who’ve been ripping us off for years! And those rare earths China has—those greedy bastards should just give to me, because I’m me!
I’ll probably change my mind, definitely probably. No one in the world messes with me. If they do, I’ll change my mind tomorrow!
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I was a life-long Republican. My very first vote, upon turning 18, was for Ronald Reagon. Each time Trump was on the ballot, I tried really hard to find reasons to vote for him, hoping we had shared values and a love for democracy, hoping he could convince me. I honestly wanted to vote for him, as a Republican. But each and every time he failed. Or maybe it was a failure on my part, not blindly accepting His Word and those on Truth Social as the real Gospel truth. Stupid me.
* (Trump
actually said this, in a speech at the Republican National Committee donor
meeting. Sadly, you can’t make this stuff
up.
https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/trump-claims-countries-calling-up-1080685
©Randall
S. Fong, M.D.
For more topics on
medicine, health and the weirdness of life in general, check out the rest of
the blog site at randallfong.blogspot.com
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