Benji’s 12 Days of Christmas for 2024
On the First Day of Christmas, our dead dog gave to me
His glorious head atop our Xmas tree!
On the 2nd Day of Xmas
my Sammy gave to me
Two Milk Bones®
and
His likeness on top a Xmas tree.
Two Milk Bones®
and
His likeness on top a Xmas tree.
THREE premature 28-week neonates
Two teeth-shattering bones and
That strange dog on a pine tree.
On the 4th Day of Xmas my
brother Nicholas gave a mi
4 qubits for quantum computing using various nonlinear algorithms derived from mutated Boolean equations in a set theory of multivariable calculus,
Three premies on ventilators,
Two ossified-dog treats and
A furry canine stuck in a prickly tree.
4 qubits for quantum computing using various nonlinear algorithms derived from mutated Boolean equations in a set theory of multivariable calculus,
Three premies on ventilators,
Two ossified-dog treats and
A furry canine stuck in a prickly tree.
On the Fifth Day of
Xmas that Sam-Sam me ha dato:
FIVE
chewed WEENER MONKIES!
4 qubits for qcuvnadfmBeiastomvc
3 neonates a-screaming
2 crunchy dry bones
And the head of a dog on a fake tree.
4 qubits for qcuvnadfmBeiastomvc
3 neonates a-screaming
2 crunchy dry bones
And the head of a dog on a fake tree.
On the Sixth Day of
Xmas, mother Nancy gab mir
A half-dozen chicken recipes!
5 weirdo dog toys, 4 qubits (see the above), 3 extubated infants, 2 stale M-bones, and
That silly Sammy still stuck in that tree!
A half-dozen chicken recipes!
5 weirdo dog toys, 4 qubits (see the above), 3 extubated infants, 2 stale M-bones, and
That silly Sammy still stuck in that tree!
On the Seventh Day of
Xmas Dad Randy dedit mihi:
Seven cat-eating Dobermans!!!!!!!
6 winged carcasses cooking
5 hot-dogs-on-a-chimp toys
4 qubits now in half-spin
3 babies crawling from their incubators
2 Milkless Bones
And a Doberman-wannabe in a tall tree!
Paws (English trans: pause) for
a potty break…looking for a fire hydrant..
I’m back
On the 8th Day
of Xmas, Bro Nick 給了我
Eight 1s and 0s!
7 anti-cat Dobs, 6 poultry dishes, 5 WMs, 4 qubits lost in time-expansion
Triplets realizing they’re siblings
2 uneaten M-bones and
That dog still looking down from that tree!
Seven cat-eating Dobermans!!!!!!!
6 winged carcasses cooking
5 hot-dogs-on-a-chimp toys
4 qubits now in half-spin
3 babies crawling from their incubators
2 Milkless Bones
And a Doberman-wannabe in a tall tree!
I’m back
Eight 1s and 0s!
7 anti-cat Dobs, 6 poultry dishes, 5 WMs, 4 qubits lost in time-expansion
Triplets realizing they’re siblings
2 uneaten M-bones and
That dog still looking down from that tree!
On the 9th Day
of Xmas Sis Lauren 私にくれた
Three sets of TRIPLETS!
8 bits per byte,
7 no-cat canines,
6 flightless fowl for feasting,
Five funny dog toys,
4 Qbits q-biting,
Three toddlers totting,
Two pseudobones and
A ghostly head upon a new-bought tree
Three sets of TRIPLETS!
8 bits per byte,
7 no-cat canines,
6 flightless fowl for feasting,
Five funny dog toys,
4 Qbits q-biting,
Three toddlers totting,
Two pseudobones and
A ghostly head upon a new-bought tree
On the 10th Day of Xmas
Randy 나에게
주었다
Ten toes that have not run in shoes for 10 years yuck!
Ten toes that have not run in shoes for 10 years yuck!
3x3 triplets, 8 binary characters, 7
anti-pest dogs, 6 bird instructions, 5 food-like dog toys, 4 tiny things you
can’t see, a trio of preschoolers, two bone-a-bones and
His holiness gazing from upon that Xmas tree.
His holiness gazing from upon that Xmas tree.
Eleven loaves of glutinous bread!
10 smelly toes
9 growing triplets, 8 bits on a chip
7 hairball-choked dogs,
Six headless pollo locos,
5 Sausage simians,
Three preteenagers,
A dog instead of an angel upon our Xmas tree!
On the 12th (and thank-heaven-above
Last!) Day of Xmas the family gave to us all
A dozen warm well-wishes!
11 loaves of wheat-ladened cooked dough,
10 calloused toes,
Nine happy tots,
8 bits a coding,
7 stuffed Dobs,
Six glorious savory dishes,
5 torn-apart cotton-stuffed sausages,
4 Qbits a-computing,
Three delightful (sarcasm intended) teenagers,
A pair of dried dog treats and
A dozen warm well-wishes!
11 loaves of wheat-ladened cooked dough,
10 calloused toes,
Nine happy tots,
8 bits a coding,
7 stuffed Dobs,
Six glorious savory dishes,
5 torn-apart cotton-stuffed sausages,
4 Qbits a-computing,
Three delightful (sarcasm intended) teenagers,
A pair of dried dog treats and
Sammy still up on top our Xmas
tree!
something better than this letter
Composed with Love by Benji
and the footnotes:
Randy,
Nancy, Nicholas & Lauren Fong
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medicine, health and the weirdness of life in general, check out the rest of
the blog site at randallfong.blogspot.com
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