One beautiful sunny day
you find your ear hurts. It’s hurting
really bad. In fact, it hurts so bad
you’re crying like a baby, even though you’re a middle-age guy. Looking back, you were doing nothing out of
the ordinary that day, other than climbing over the fence to swim in your
neighbor’s pool when he was out of town.
You got a little water in your ear so you naturally cleaned it with one
of those cotton-tipped swabs known as a Q-Tip.
You vaguely recall certain people telling you never to put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. But
those were your mom, your wife, your sister—and who listens to those people
anyway? You’re a grown male, with the
male tendency to do things his way. “I did it my way!” you sing in your best Frank
Sinatra impersonation. Why listen to a
bunch of females? What do they
know? Frank never did.
Only things are getting
worse, from not-so-good to bad. As the
day progresses, your ear feels plugged and even a bit painful. A little later it goes from bad to excruciatingly
bad, and you’re having problems opening your mouth, can’t even bite into that
double cheeseburger, resorting to nibbling it at the edges like a chipmunk. There’s pain in front of the ear, even behind
it. You feel pain in the neck, which rekindles
unpleasant memories of your old man calling you just that: “You’re a Pain In
The Neck! Did you inherit that from your
mother?” Your ear is swollen, particularly
in the hole that goes towards your eardrum (the external canal), and it hurts
like hell just to move your outer ear (the auricle), i.e., when your wife
grabbed it to get your attention.
Whether it’s the intense pain or the fact that eating an entire cheeseburger
in your customary 3-4 bites is rendered impossible, you break down crying like
the proverbial baby. Your wife gawks at
you shaking her head. You catch her, in
the corner of your eye, rolling her eyes, or so you surmise. Unable to tolerate your blubbering and the immense
pool of tears staining the carpet, she furiously hauls your sorry gluteus
maximus to the nearest Emergency Room, as your time of turmoil just happens to
conflict with her favorite reality T.V. show.
Ear pain can be a
challenge to treat. The doctor first
must determine the cause, render a diagnosis, then proceed with the proper
treatment. We’ve touched upon otitis
media previously, which is one of the most common causes of ear pain,
especially in young children.
Otitis externa (also
known as Swimmer’s Ear) involves the ear canal lateral (to the outside of) the
ear drum, whereas otitis media involves the ear drum and the middle ear space
medial (deep to) the eardrum (tympanic membrane). As mentioned before, the suffix “-itis” means inflammation, and often
inflammation with otitis externa stems from an infection—in this case,
inflammation caused by little micro-organisms called bacteria.
Otitis externa (OE) is
very painful, often more so than otitis media.
Moisture or water in the ear serves as a nice milieu for bacteria to
thrive, sort of like a cesspool, and hence the other name given to this
disease—Swimmer’s Ear. The skin of the
canal and the outer ear becomes red (erythematous) and swollen (edematous). This area is quite sensitive to mild
irritation even under normal conditions, so with OE comes a great deal of
pain. Oftentimes the ear drains fluid
and even pus, which is just yuckier fluid loaded with dead bacteria and white
blood cells.
Sometimes OE occurs
after trauma, such as scratching the ear with something like a Q-Tip or other
foreign device in an attempt to clean the ear.
Thus the reason for the sage warning, “Don’t put anything in your
ear smaller than your elbow, you idiot,” or better yet, put NOTHING in your
ear.
The Exam: Typically the entrance into the ear, known as
the external canal, is quite swollen, often enough to block the view of the
tympanic membrane. The ear is painful to
touch, painful when an ear speculum of an otoscope (the handheld device used to
examine the ear) is inserted to view the ear.
Swelling and inflammation can occur in front of the ear, around the
temporal mandibular joint (TMJ) which is the ball and socket joint that
attaches the jaw (mandible) to your skull, and thus the reason chewing and
mouth-opening can be difficult with OE.
Swelling can also occur behind the auricle and also tract down the neck,
and sometimes upwards to the temporal area on the side of the head above the
ear. Lymph nodes behind, in front and
in the neck below the ear also can become swollen, as they serve as the
filtering system from the ear, trying to remove the infection and also mounting
an immunologic response, creating antibodies and immune cells (i.e., white
blood cells, macrophages) to fight off the bad stuff.
Treatment includes an
ear drop with an antibiotic or several antibiotics along with a steroid to
reduce the inflammation. If the ear
canal is too swollen, the ear drops won’t get far enough into the ear to be of
use. Thus the doc may insert a “wick” in
the ear, and firm piece of compressible foam that expands to about ten times
its size after it soaks up moisture.
This soaks up the ear drops, pushes the swelling outward and allows the
medicated drops to contact the parts of the canal that are inflamed. Warning though: inserting the wick often is
very painful, so be warned. Sometimes
this is done by an ENT doc, after the ear is cleaned and suctioned under a
microscope. Often patients need
prescription pain meds or narcotics.
Sometimes an oral antibiotic (one taken by mouth is given), but the
mainstay of therapy is the ear drops.
Also, you must keep the ear dry; that means no swimming, no water in the
ear, and avoid any foreign objects in the ear now and in the future,
FOREVER. Use a cotton ball in the ear
when showering, and better yet—place a layer of Vaseline over the cotton ball
to make it water-tight. I can’t
emphasize this point enough: KEEP THE EAR DRY.
Though OE is often
referred to as Swimmer’s Ear, many patients will deny having swam prior, which
is often true. The mechanism of action
though is the same: a mild break in the skin, no matter how subtle, and then
water (or even sweat) in the ear are all that’s needed to trigger a bout of OE.
The Lesson: Listen to
the wise womenfolk around you and keep things like Q-Tips or other stuff out of the
ear that’s not meant to be there (unless you’re an unwise woman suffering the
same fate as the less-wise male). Oh,
and get to the doctor early, rather than waiting until the wee hours of the
night, especially when your spouse or significant-other or parent has other
plans. You might find yourself alone,
flying solo to ease your terrible ear pain.
For more on this topic, see Otitis Externa Part 2.
©Randall S. Fong, M.D.
The version I heard was "don't put anything _smaller_ than your elbow in your ear"...
ReplyDeleteYou're correct, it is "smaller!" Had a brain-infarct. Thanks for bringing this up.
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